Christmas Blog

 

Blog's Classical Music Piece:

    The classical music piece for this blog is Handel's Messiah. I chose this piece because it is probably the most famous piece of religious classical music of all time.


     What are you most grateful for this year and why? How do you express that?

    Now I'm going to pick the corballiest of cornball answers. As the self-proclaimed 3 time-hating champion of the world, I need to protect myself from the cornball allegations that will be put on me after this blog goes out.




Now the thing that I am most grateful for this year and all previous and subsequent years are my parents. As a moody, hormonal teenager, I know that I can be an a-hole from time to time, and it takes infinite patience to deal with my shenanigans. My parents have that infinite patience, and I am infinitely grateful for that. I know that if someone acted like I did to my parents, sometimes I would start swinging like George Foreman.



Me fighting my opps

Recently, I woke up at about 3am with arm pain (clearly from fighting all my apps), and I went downstairs to walk off the pain or something, and completely unprompted, my mom and my dad both woke up and tried to help me out by giving me Tylenol and massaging my arm. After that, I was thinking, "damn, my parents are goated" because nobody other than your parents woke up at the crack of dawn to make sure you were doing alright.

In my family, we aren't the ones to say "I love you" or any of that corny stuff that other people say on TV; our affection doesn't come from our words. It comes from our actions. I express my gratitude for my dad by throwing around a football while talking about computer science, chess, politics, or just making jokes. I express gratitude for my mom by helping her cook, saying a prayer with her, or talking about old Indian movies


Alright, this whole thing was mad cringe to write about. Let's switch it up to something funny.

Explain how Santa got run over by a reindeer...


Mild-mannered fat present giver Santa Clause is having a hard time providing for his family when he gets a devastating diabetes diagnosis, so he resorts to cooking illegal candy cane and selling it to the candy cane addicts with his former Elf Jesse Elfman. The candy cane they cook is the purest cane on the market. Together Santa and Jesse catch the attention of secretive candy cane dealer Grinchstavo Fring, who poses as the owner of Los Renos Hermanos. Santa and Jesse make lots of money until one day, the North Pole cartel puts a hit on Santa, and they call in the twins Prancer and Dancer, and they run Santa over. 

The End




JESSE WE NEED TO GIFT



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